But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
i permit you to call me
I need help removing her.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Randomize
