is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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