If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
this will be a night to untag.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Semen is not good for contacts.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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