i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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