all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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