She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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