she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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