i jhust puked up my retainher.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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