Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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