i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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