id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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