she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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