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Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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