my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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