Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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