I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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