Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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