I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Randomize
