i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I think people are normalizing furries
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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