She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Someone shattered a urinal.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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