thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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