Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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