I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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