This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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