i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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