Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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