No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Randomize
