How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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