Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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