Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
now i know why i became what i already was.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
vagina is talking i cant
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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