bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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