Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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