K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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