he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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