I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
Randomize
