Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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