What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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