On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
