i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Randomize