i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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