is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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