how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
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