ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
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