I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
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