3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
