windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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