Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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