i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Sober January is a disaster.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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