No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
the condom got lost in my hair
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Randomize
