He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
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