I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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