maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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