Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
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