your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
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